Movie 2006.03.31 - The Corporation

A well-researched and presented documentary regarding the emergency of the Corporation as the dominant entity in our society - not the state, not the church. What it does or says goes, and it's not accountable to anyone. Based on interviews with CEOs and critics alike, the documentary tracks how the corporation began, how it works, how it evolved, and what's its future.

The revelations are not all that new: corporate collusion with despotic regimes, water privatization, cancerous milk, fancy accounting principles, genomic patents, etc. I'm just glad some people out there are fighting the good fight.

Movie 2006.03.30 - Good Bye, Lenin!

A heart-warming story about a mother and a son, and the great lengths he took to prevent her from finding out that her beloved East German world has disappeared during the time she was in coma, lest she suffers a fatal shock.

The movie moves along slowly, but it never feels dragging. We learn about Alex' fascination with the stars and cosmonauts. His father defects to West Germany and his Mom goes into depression. When she recovered, she became a devoted Socialist. One time, Alex joins a protest march promoting reunification, and his Mom saw him being assaulted by the police and taken away. She fainted on the street and slipped into coma. This is where the story begins. During the eight months that she had been in coma, the Berlin Wall came falling down, President Honecher has resigned, the German Democratic Republic no more, Alex now has a Russian girlfiend, and his sister Ariane works at Burger King. Alex figures his Mom and her weak heart will never be able to survive these once she recovers, so he recreates a pre-1989 world for her. He brings back all their old furniture. He asks his sister to wear their old, uncool clothes. He redecorates their house to how it was before - East German style. He goes around rummaging for old GDR-era bottles and food packages to fill with Western imports, and pretend they are GDR groceries (that are not available anymore).

There has been a number of close calls. Once she saw a giant ad for Coca-Cola on a nearby building. One time, Alex dropped off to sleep, and his Mom wandered off into the streets with all the new cars and West Germans. Alex explained that the West Berliners like their way of life, so they're taking refuge here. He even got his budding filmmaker of a friend to make fake news broadcasts and play them back on the TV to ease her confusion. Interestingly enough, Alex begins to appreciate the old regime and long for the past, and all the fantasy he created is more for his own consumption than his Mom. "The GDR I was creating for my mother was more like the GDR I would have wished."

His Mom eventually found out about the truth, and she passed away a year later, and after revealing that their Dad didn't actually abandon them. He did defect to the West, but the plan was for Christiane to bring along Alex and Ariane. Unfortunately, she got cold feet at the last moment and opted to stay. All these years, their father have been writing them letters, but she kept them hidden behind the cupboard. When Alex found him, he's already a successful doctor with a happy family. At least, he got to have a good talk with Christiane one last time.

Best part of the movie is when Christiane first got out of the apartment. A helicopter flew by down the street right in front of her with a partial bust of Lenin with his right hand outstretched. Awesome.

Movie 2006.03.25 - Matilda

If there's an award for best child actor, the girl playing Matilda (Mara Wilson) should win it. (Actually, it's a three-way tie between her, Liesel Matthews who plays Sara in A Little Princess, and Aileen Quinn who plays Annie.) The girl's a natural.

The movie is based on the book of the same title by Roald Dahl (of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory fame). The story is a bit incredible, but it's a good children's story filled with magic and mischief, comedy and suspense. The story centers around Matilda, who is born to an inappreciative family - a dodgy salesman-father, a bimbo mother, and a Dudley-like brother. They all treat her like trash. Years later, she was sent off to this school controlled by terror headmistress Agatha Trunchbull, whose idea of disciplining a student is grabbing her by the pigtails, whirling her around, and throwing her over the fence. Fortunately, Matilda has a very nice, warm, and understanding (not to mention pretty) teacher by the name of Miss Honey. Turns out Miss Honey is Ms. Trunchbull's niece. Miss Honey's mom died when she was a baby. Her father "killed himself" when she was five, so his stepsister Ms. Trunchbull took over the house, the school, and her life.

Anyway, Matilda uses her special powers to scare Ms. Trunchbull out of the school. Miss Honey moves back into her childhood home, and becomes the new headmistress of the school. Meanwhile, Matilda's family left for Guam in a hurry because the cops are after her Dad. Before they left, they let Miss Honey adopt Matilda, which is the only good deed they ever done. The end.

Movie 2006.03.23 - Whale Rider

A beautiful uplifting movie about a young girl trying to fulfill her destiny against her stubborn grandfather's wishes. Legend has it that the Whangara people originated from a single ancestor called Paikea, who arrived on the shores of New Zealand riding the back of whale. Since then, the village chief has traditionally been the male first-born. It's unfortunate that when Pai was born, her twin brother died along with her mother. Understandably, her grandfather Koro was none too happy. He still loves her though, taking care of her when her father left for Germany. Left without a successor, Koro decides open a cultural school to train all the male children of the village the traditions, songs, and fighting skills of the Maori people. He never thought of Pai as a candidate, and even forbade her from joining the training. This just breaks her heart because deep inside she knows it's her destiny to be the next chief.

During the annual school program, she delivers a heart-wrenching speech dedicated to her Koro, who didn't even show up. That one scene is the best in the whole film, as she tries to express her love and frustrations through song and speech, all the while choking back the tears and trying not to break down. Just for that performance alone, Keisha Castle-Hughes should've won the Oscar. (Trivia: In 2004, at 13, she was the youngest actress to be nominated for a Best Actress Academy award.)

Turns out that Koro originally planned to go to the school, but along the way, he noticed several whales who beached themselves. The whole village came out to help, but the whales seems determined to die. He didn't put it to words, but he blames Pai for the disaster, as she had upset the natural state of things. Pai also knows it's her fault because she did "call out" to the whales during the time when she felt so down and alone. When no one was looking, she approached one of the whales and started whispering to it. She got on top of the whale using the barnacles as steps. Slowly, the whale started turning around and later the other whales followed. By the time the villagers noticed this, they were out to sea already. The head whale was skimming the water's surface as Pai held on. Further out they went, but Pai was not afraid. She knew what she had to do. Slowly the whales dived into the water, and Pai sinks to a certain death. That's another Oscar moment for you.

Ok, spoiler warning! Koro felt so bad, but there's nothing more he could do. Worse, his wife handed him the carved whale's tooth that he dropped into the sea. It was the final test for his apprentices; he who retrieves the whale's tooth from the depths of the sea is to be the next Whangara chief. Unfortunately, all of them came back empty-handed. Unknown to Koro, Pai went down and came back with the item, plus a tasty lobster. Now, Koro knows that his granddaughter is meant to be chief, but he's just too stubborn to recognize the fact. The movie has a happy ending though. They managed to rescue Pai from the sea. After a few days at the hospital, she's back to normal, and went on to lead her Maori tribe.

Movie 2006.03.15 - Tristan & Isolde

Another tragic story in the tradition of Romeo and Juliet and Launcelot and Guinevere. Sophia Myles as Isolde is no match for Julia Ormond as Guinevere, but I still prefer Tristan & Isolde over First Knight. For one, you can't really blame Isolde for having an affair with Tristan behind King Mark's back because they were an item even before King Mark came into the picture. It's just unfortunate that Isolde had to lie about her real name. So Tristan joined the tournament to win Isolde's hand as bride for his king, never knowing that Isolde is the girl who rescued him before. Now the lost love of his life is betrothed to King Mark, and there's nothing he can do about it. That's not really true because they did something about it - furtive glances and midnight trysts. They were eventually found out by the bad guys, and exposed in public. King Mark had no choice but to incarcerate his second-in-command. The Irish King Donnchadh takes this opportunity to mount an attack on the heartbroken Mark. Aided by a disgruntled nephew, the Irish used a secret tunnel to enter the fortified castle. Meanwhile, Tristan and Isolde reunites at the riverbank and were given a boat, as per the wishes of King Mark. Instead of joining Isolde on the boat, Tristan pushes the boat out into the river, declaring "Let it not be said that our love brought down a kingdom. Remember us." or something to that effect. He then goes back to help his surrounded comrades. He was mortally wounded in the battle, but at least he was able to help stave off the Irish. King Mark brings Tristan to the riverbank, where Isolde comes back for him. Tristan dies in her arms. King Mark goes on to rule a united England in peace. Isolde buries Tristan beneath a tree, and nobody saw here again.

This is quite an enjoyable film - touching story, sincere performances, beautiful locations, well-designed costumes, memorable quotes:

Isolde: Love is as strong as death. Why be capable of feelings if we're not to have them? Why long for things if they're not meant to be ours?
Tristan: There are other things to live for: duty, honor.
Isolde: They are not life Tristan. They are shells of life. Love is made by God. Ignore it and you suffer as you cannot imagine.
Tristan: Then I will no longer live without it.

Isolde: Know that I love you Tristan. Wherever you go, whatever you see. I'll be there with you.
Tristan: You were right. Life is greater than death. And love is greater than either.

and John Donne's The Good Morrow as read by Isolde:

I wonder, by my troth, what thou and I
Did till we loved? Were we not weaned till then?
But sucked on country pleasures childishly?
Or snorted we in the Seven Sleepers' den?
'Twas so; but this, all pleasures fancies be.
If ever any beauty I did see,
Which I desired, and got, 'twas but a dream of thee.

And now good morrow to our waking souls,
Which watch not one another out of fear;
For love all love of other sights controls,
And makes one little room an everywhere.
Let sea-discoverers to new worlds have gone,
Let maps to other, worlds on worlds have shown;
et us possess one world, each hath one, and is one.

My face in thine eye, thine in mine appears,
And true plain hearts do in the faces rest,
Where can we find two better hemispheres
Without sharp north, without declining west?
Whatever dies was not mixed equally;
If our two loves be one, or thou and I
Love so alike that none do slacken, none can die.

The Gong via Great Pacific Drive

There's a new marketing effort for the Grand Pacific Drive - a scenic coastal route from Sydney to Wollongong. Took me a day to get to Wollongong and back. Here's how I did it:

• Get on to Princes Highway. I made my entry from Marrickville.
• Turn left into the Royal National Park via Farnell Avenue.
• Pay the vehicle entry fee of $11. Don't forget to leave the receipt on the dashboard.
• Stop at the Visitors' Center to buy a park map and use the toilet.
• Take the 30-min Bungoona Path at the end of which is a great lookout of the Hacking River and its banks.
• Drive along Sir Bertrum Stevens Drive and head for Wattamolla to see the beach and the lagoon.
• Continue along Lady Wakehurst Drive. Stop at Otford Lookout and Bald Hill for magnificent views of the South Pacific Ocean.
• Turn left when you hit Lawrence Hargrave Drive.
• Further south is the newly-opened 665-metre Sea Cliff Bridge linking Coalcliff and Cliffton.
• Continue south along Scarborough, Wombarra, Coledale, Austinmer, and Thirroul.
• At Bulli, turn left at Point Street, then left at Blackall Street for Sandon Point and Bulli Beach.
• Turn right at Farrell Road, left at Carrington Street, right at Park Road, then left at Railway Parade.
• Follow the road and you'll pass by the Science Centre and Planetarium, North Wollongong Beach and Novotel on your right.
• Take a left on Bourke Street, then turn right at Cliff Road/Marine Drive for the Wollongong Harbour and the lighthouses at Flagstaff Hill.
• Stop by the WIN Sports and Entertainment Centre for a late lunch.
• Take a left at Corrimal Street, which later becomes Springhill Road.
• Take a right at Five Islands Road, then left at Glastonbury Avenue.
• Follow the signs to Nan Tien Temple.
• Get back to Five Islands Road, and right at Princes Highway.
• Turn left at Cordeaux Road, then right at Harry Graham Drive.
• After a lot of twists and turns, take a right at Mt. Keira Road.
• Turn left at Queen Elizabeth Drive for Mt. Keira lookout with the best views of the whole Wollongong.
• Head back to Mt. Keira Road, left at Princes Highway back to Sydney.

Krisworld Movie Marathon (The Return)

I, Robot

Felt a bit like Michael Bay's The Island due to the copious amounts of product placement. Quite an entertaining film though with Mr. Smith providing all the wisecracks and the action. Not too heavy on the plot, lots of wham-bang action scenes - just like how a summer action flick should be like.

Movie is set in 2035 AD where robots are everywhere, working as assistants (read glorified slaves) for humans. Everyone seems to take their presence for granted, except for Chicago Police Detective Del Spooner, who have this nagging suspicion that they're can't be trusted. Never mind that all robots are hardwired to follow Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics. For those who haven't read the book (or watched the movie), I quote:

1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

A murder and a series of "accidents" lead Spooner to believe that the new NS-5 robots being rolled out by US Robotics are not as innocent as they seem. Together with psychologist Dr. Susan Calvin, Spooner tries to find the culprit behind the conspiracy plot. Was it Sonny who is not bound by the three laws? Was it CEO Lawrence Robertson who wants Sonny terminated? Was it the murdered Dr. Alfred Lanning who designed the NS-5 robots and created Sonny? Or was it someone else?


Chicken Little

This movie has the potential to be as good as Finding Nemo or Madagascar, but it failed to deliver. Too many characters who are poorly developed and a plot that is so thin they had to feature a baseball game and a fat pig in a karaoke bar singing Spice Girls' If You Wanna Be My Lover (from start to finish). It tries too hard to be cute and funny. Too many winking allusions and self-congratulatory in-jokes. This movie should not have made it to the big screen. It shouldn't even go straight to video. It should probably be done as an animated short, and forgotten.

Most of you have probably already heard of Chicken Little and his claim that the sky is falling, causing massive chaos in the town of Oakey Oaks. To redeem himself, he joins the local baseball team and won a major game, even though he can barely lift the bat and see out of his helmet. The town hails him as a hero, and all is well. Along come a fallen piece of the sky and a lost alien boy. Chicken Little and his friends try their best to keep this knowledge from the town. Next thing you know, the aliens are tearing up the town a la War of the Worlds looking for the lost kid, and it's up to Chicken Little and his dad to save the town. The only good part is the alternate Hollywood-style ending for the movie. Such a riot!

Aeon Flux

Don't bother watching this film. Oh, there's a plot all right. The problem is, it doesn't make any sense. It's the year 2011, and 99% of the Earth's population is wiped out by a deadly virus. For 400 years, the rest of the population lived within a walled nirvana called Bregna, lorded over by the Goodchild dynasty. The rebel Monicans send their best agent Aeon Flux to kill the ruler Trevor Goodchild. Aeon Flux hesitates at the last moment, and they kiss and make love. We are later told that the cure that saved the remaining 1% made them sterile, so they had to clone everyone to come up with the next generation. However, for some reasons, people are starting to become productive again. Nature will find a way. Yeah, right. The Monicans have a big showdown with the Goodchild army. Aeon Flux manages to put bombs on a library balloon circling the city. It crashes into the city wall and creates a gigantic hole to the outer world. Aeon and her boyfriend Trevor then have a cheesy dialogue about now being free and living only once and dying and making way for the new generation, etc. etc.

This movie is really bad. All Charlize Theron does is to strut around in her skintight costumes - a smouldering stare here, a supermodel pose there. The other characters are totally forgettable - and so is the plot.

Last Day in Singapore

Woke up late. Did some preliminary packing. Had a late buffet breakfast. Rushed off to the Japanese and Chinese Gardens. Skipped lunch. Back to Orchard Road to pick up some pants I left for alterations. Rushed back to the hotel before they charge me an extra half-day. Did request for a late check-out, but the front desk seems to have forgotten about it. Final packing. Dropped off luggages at the concierge. Visited the new National Library, then further on to Parkview Square and Sultan Mosque. Passed by Bras Basah and bought some books and stamp albums. Picked up bags from hotel concierge. Taxi to airport. Boarded plane. Time for another movie marathon.

Tips for the expert junketeer:

• Do not unpack everything if you can help it. Leave everything in the luggage. Take out stuff as needed. Saves you time packing when it's time to go. Use the extra time to do something else.
• If you have to, just use one or two drawers. Saves you the hassle of going through every drawer and cabinet and nook and cranny looking for stuff you might've left behind and worrying on the plane.
• Arrange for late check-out the moment you check-in, regardless whether you'll need it or not. Trust me, you'll need it. Confirm that your late-checkout is in the records.
• Don't bother bringing home all those training materials, brochures, and tourist maps. They're heavy and take up valuable space. Nowadays, everything is available online in case you need to refer to something.
• If you're into last-minute shopping, there are two things you need to remember. One, set aside enough cash to get to the airport, in case you get carried away. Two, have an extra bag handy. Plastic bags are not strong enough, and they're unwieldly.

A Night in Italy in Singapore

Got nothing better to do after the training course. Rather than stay in the hotel and watch cable TV, I walked over to Esplanade to see what events are on. Bought myself a ticket for A Night in Italy featuring the Singapore Symphony Orchestra (SSO) conducted by Lan Shui with solo violinist Jin Li. According to the programme, SSO first violinist Jin Li is a former protege of the legendary Yehudi Menuhin. Born in Guangzhou, Jin Li began violin studies at five and studied at the Shanghai Conservatory of Music Primary School before he was selected bMenuhinim himself to study music at the Yehudi Menuhin School at the age of 11. The former child prodigy played alongside Menuhin at the United Nations 40th Anniversary Concert together with the NHK Symphony Orchestra, and has performed with the master on a recording of Bach's Double Violin Concerto.

Below is the programme:

• Rossini The Italian Girl in Algiers: Overture (9Â’)
• Paganini Violin Concerto No. 2 in B minor, Op. 7 ‘La CampanellaÂ’ (31Â’)

Allegro maestoso

Adagio

Rondo a la clochette - "La Campanella"



• Intermission (20')
• Respighi Fountains of Rome (15Â’)
• Tchaikovsky Capriccio Italien, Op. 45 (15Â’)

Jin Li came onstage to play Paganini's Violin Concerto No. 2. He plays quite well, but he struggles in the more technically-demanding parts. This is just my opinion, but in some sections, he's just way out of tune. He redeemed himself though in his encore piece right before intermission. Just the same, I was at the head of the queue at the stall foyer to get his autograph.

Most of the pieces are new to me, so I quite enjoyed the performance. My only complaint are the two ladies beside me who were whispering away while the orchestra was playing. These two can't take a hint. The other guy sitting on their other side was so annoyed he left before the concert was over.

Up Close with the Philharmonic Winds

I thought the Sunday concert of the Philharmonic Winds start at 3:30pm, but I was wrong - it started at 3pm. I actually got to my hotel room at Raffles the Plaza around 2:30pm. Thought I still have an hour to kill, so I spent a bit of time exploring my room and enjoying the great views of Marina Bay with the Merlion, the Fullerton Hotel, Suntec City, and of course the Esplanade. By the time I finished unpacking and strolled over to the Esplanade, I was already 20 minutes late. Understandably, the usher wouldn't let me in during mid-performance. I was quite lucky because there are only two free seats left in the Concert Hall - right in the front row.

The whole thing felt like a family affair. Majority of the audience is made up of moms and dads and the kids, all dressed very casually. The orchestra's uniform is black and red. Everyone got the black right, but the red ranges from blood red to maroon to violet to outright pink. It's quite a rousing performance from the Philharmonic Winds and the Philharmonic Youth Winds though. They performed some Chinese favourites such as Mei Guei ("Rose, Rose, I Love You" in English), Muo Li Hua (Jasmine Flower), and Teresa Teng's Yue Liang Dai Biao Wo De Xin (The Moon Represents My Heart). There's also Can't Take My Eyes Off You, Mama Mia, and for the encore, I Will Survive.

KrisWorld Movie Marathon

KrisWorld is having a Harry Potter festival with all four movies in the franchise being shown in-flight. I watched Goblet of Fire first. Personally, I think each iteration of J.K.Rowling's books are getting worse. It's the same for the movies. It doesn't help that they keep on changing directors. The film comes with an MPAA rating of PG-13. That probably means only for those aged 13 and below, as this is definitely a movie for kids and tweens. Take the Christmas dance ball for example. All these fine wizards worrying who to bring, what to wear, etc. What about the comeback of Lord Voldemort? What about the threat of the Death Eaters? Doesn't anybody care anymore? Then the dance ball becomes a rock-and-roll concert. Where did that come from?! If this is a movie about the Quidditch World Cup and the Triwizard Tournament, then concentrate on the them. Don't populate it with too many distractions like the Yule Ball, Hermoine's spat with Ron, Harry's romance with Cho Chang, Harry's fling with Myrtle in the pool, etc. And then that encounter with Voldemort is one long boring monologue. I was, like, can you just zip it and kill Potter already? Rowling did kill off the champion of Hogwarts Cedric to spice things up a bit, but it's not enough. The three tasks assigned for the 1994-1995 Triwizard Tournament is a little bit interesting, but great CG alone is nothing without a good plot.

Next up is Prisoner of Azkaban. At this point, my patience with bad movies is wearing thin, so don't expect any glowing praises for this. Ok, first rant. What's with the bloated aunt sequence? Is it even relevant to the story? My guess is that it's put there only because it was in the book. And it makes for cool special effects. The whole film feels like a mish-mash of extended sequences - the floating aunt, the magical Night Bus, the biting book, Professor Sybil Treelawney and her divinaiton class, Buckbeak the Hippogriff, more Quidditch matches (for the nth time), spells class, potions class, and other inanities. It's a good thing we didn't have to watch the kids brush their teeth in the morning. The only good thing about the movie is the time travel angle, which explained everything neatly the second time around. Then again, using time travel as a deus ex machina to resolve all the loose ends is not good storytelling. I don't blame Alfonso Cuaron (Y Tu Mama Tambien, A Little Princess). That's just how the story goes. At least he was able to extract some better-than-average acting from his wards.

I got so fed up with Harry Potter, I decided to go for some old-school Chinese martial arts flick like Seven Swords (a.k.a. Chat Gim or Qi Jian in Mandarin). In summary, it's another nonsense movie in spite of the big stars and the cool trailer and the massive hype. I mean, what ever happened to Tsui Hark? This is the guy who gave us classic series such as A Better Tomorrow (a.k.a. Ying xiong ben se) and Once Upon a Time in China (a.k.a. Huang Fei-hong). Seven Swords is set in 17th century Western China, where the long-ruling Ming Dynasty was overthrown by Manchurian invaders from the North. To prevent any possible uprisings, martial law was declared. All martial art practitioners are to surrender all weapons to government officials, or else face immediate execution. Fire-Wind and his Goth goons have been on the rampage, and their last port of call is Bowei Fortress. Knowing their days are numbered, retired executioner Fu Zingzhu and villagers Wu Yuan Yin (Charlie Young) and Han Zhi Ban (Yi Lu) travels to Mount Heaven, and came back with four master swordsmen as reinforcement. Seven of them against Fire-Wind's hundreds. Yeah, right. Each of the swordsmen comes with a specially-designed sword. When the rouges come knocking at the village doors, Charlie Yeung doesn't even know how to operate her sword. RTFM, girl. Surprisingly, she didn't end up as dead meat. You know how it ends: good guys and bad guys have a final climactic battle. One side wins. Honestly, I don't see anything good in this movie. Leon Lai can carry a tune, and he acts not too bad in Infernal Affairs, but in this movie, he's made of wood. Charlie Yeung is as cute as ever, but that's all there is to it. So-yeon Kim is a looker, but too bad I don't understand Korean. And her actions make no sense. Donnie Yen is a solid martial artist, but he doesn't get to show off his sills much in the movie. There's lots of fighting scenes all right, but the camera work is such that you can't see much of the overall choreography.

Radio.Blog Me

After days of research and trial-and-error, I've finally got my own radio.blog up and running. Just what is a radio.blog? From radio.blog.club, "Radio.blog is the first stand-alone player that lets you stream sound on your website." A nifty tool for people who can't have all their songs on local storage, or if you simply want to share music. For now, I'm putting up my Top 5 Super Mushy Love Songs Best Played in the Middle of the Night when It's So Quiet You Can Hear a Pin Drop, which I mentioned before.

I tell you, setting up a radio.blog is not an easy task, even for a geek like me. The Flash app and the back-end scripts are straight-forward. The hard part is getting a webhost to host the program and media files. There are literally hundreds of free webhosts out there, but most of them are useless as radio.blog host. One webhost has a 300kB filesize limit. Another one doesn't actually support PHP. And all these details I only got to know after I've signed up. I can just imagine all the spam I'm gonna get in the coming months.

What to look for in a webhost:

• Free hosting. Why pay if something can be had for free?
• PHP support. radio.blog runs on PHP scripts and the player uses Flash.
• Storage space. The more megs, the more files on your playlist.
• Bandwidth. No point having lots of hosted files if users can't stream it off the host.
• Max filesize. This is one of the fine-print details they don't tell you about. What good is a host if it only allows 300kB music files?
• Direct-linking. If you're going to use the webhost simply as an online storage and put the player somewhere else, this is a must.
• Browser and FTP upload. Some hosts offer one or the other. Two is always better than one.

One thing you also need to remember: Only mp3 files encoded as 64kbps 22.05kHz joint-stereo or 32kbps 22.05khz mono are allowed. Tweak the settings a little bit and your RBS files will play back double-time.

Movie 2006.03.01 - Rent

WARNING! If you're a Rent-head, I suggest you scroll down now because you're not gonna like what I'm about to say about Rent (the movie). First of all, I have to make it clear that I have not watched Rent the musical. I'm not sure if that's gonna make any difference because Rent the movie is bad, bad, bad, bad, bad. Yes, it's that bad. Put simply, it's a story about a bunch of bohemians who have delusions that they have a (insert favourite deity here)-given right NOT to pay rent just because they're "artists".

Rent may well be a very good musical, but when I go to a cinema to watch a movie, I expect to see a movie - not a stage musical transferred onto film. I don't want the cast singing songs every 5 minutes. (Gives me goosebumps.) I don't want them behaving as if the whole world is a stage. You don't make bonfires inside your apartment. You don't have the whole neighborhood singing a chorus and throwing burning debris onto the streets of East Village (and NOT get arrested). You don't go to an AIDS support group meeting filming people with a hand-cranked 8-mm camera, and they just sit there singing about their sad little life stories as if they do that everyday. You don't do a rowdy song-and-dance number involving 20-odd people on tabletops and bartops complete with same-sex kissing and groping (and NOT get kicked out of the restaurant before the first line is over).

Some things work well on stage, but they don't always work on screen. I want real characters, not actors. I want real scenes, not sets. I want real plot development, not some guy singing the story out loud a la music video. Everything just feels so fake so scripted that you can't feel for any of the characters - not when Tom Collins got mugged, not when Angel dies of AIDS, not when Maureen and Joanne break off their engagement, not when Mimi freezes to death. Not when all the cast members do is emote with their eyes and sing songs. The only funny part of the movie is when Mimi slowly shivers to death while Roger croons the song he's been working on for a year. Mimi passes away, but after a few minutes she gives a little twitch and comes back to life rambling about moving towards the white light and meeting Angel who tells her to go back. That was funny. Yeah, right.

Things could've been better if the songs are top-notch, but they're not. Serious. The lyrics don't sound right because instead of serving the story, they were forced to tell the story. The only good ones are probably Seasons of Love, Tango: Maureen, and La Vie Boheme. Theater fans out there might argue that I didn't fully appreciate the movie because I didn't watch the play. That might be true, but then again, you can't expect all the moviegoers to watch the play prior to the movie. It should be able to stand on its own, but it doesn't.