Cyberian Rhapsody (CSE Revue Version)

Cyberian Rhapsody
(from UNSW CSE Revue 2004)

Don't like my real life, I just want fantasy
Log on a chat line, to escape from reality
Tell a few lies, to hide my identity
My nick is Toyb0i, when I am on IRC
And now I'm logging on ICQ, MSN, and Yahoo
I'm a cyber-sex pro, someone send a message to me
To me

Mama, despite your ban
Looked up porno on the web
Masturbated in my bed
Mama, I had just begun
When you walked into my room then stormed away
Mama, ooo,
There's no love in real life
So I'll log on again this time tomorrow
Logging on, logging on, it is all that really matters...

Today, I met someone
She sent shivers down my spine
Her display pic looks so fine
Tell me everybody, I've got to know
Should I tell some lies or should I tell the truth
Mama ooo- (don't mention your webbed toes)
I don't want to lie,
But if I don't I'll never find love at all...

I emailed her a picture of another man
Nice round tush, and good looks, oh what a killer combo
Handsome like prince charming, like the guy from Titanic
Leonardo, Leonardo
Leonardo, Leonardo
Leonardo, what's his name? Dicaprio

A/S/L baby, are you from Sydney?
No, I'm from Perth, but I'm flying there quickly
If you have would you like to meet me...
I'm in love, I will go, please mum let me go
to see her no I will not let you go *LET ME GO*
to see her no I will not let you go *LET ME GO*
to see her no I will not let you go *LET ME GO*
Will not let you go *LET ME GO* will not let you go *LET ME GO*
Never never let me goooo no no no no no no no
Oh can I meet her, let me meet her, if I meet her will she know?
I wonder if she has lied about herself like me, like me, like me

So I met her and I could not believe my eyes
Her bra size was not D it was A she had lied
and ninety... it turned out she was ninety
And then I found out, and then I found out 'bout her beard

oooh yes oooh yes oooh

Love life's all in tatters
and girls are not for me
But if I am a homo, at least the odds are good at CSE

Are there any homos...?

Password-Protected Notes

Depends on the application really. For account information, your best bet would be KeePass, which has password protection and encryption built in. There are standard fields for username, password, URL, etc. and a section for notes and comments.

Microsoft Word has password protection for documents, but is a bit of overkill if all you want is a notepad for plain text.

Best solution I've found so far is SecurePad plugin for Notepad++. Open-source and works as advertised. You can choose to encrypt the whole document or just the selected text. Once encrypted, the document or the selected text becomes unreadable until it's decrypted with the correct password.

周杰倫 - 龍捲風

周杰倫 - 龍捲風

作詞：徐若瑄
作曲：周杰倫
編曲：鍾興民

愛像一陣風　吹完它就走
ai xiang yi zhen feng / chui wan ta jiu zou
這樣的節奏　誰都無可奈何
zhe yang de jie zou / shui dou wu ke nai he
沒有妳以後　我靈魂失控
mei you ni yi hou / wo ling hun shi kong
黑雲在降落　我被它拖著走
hei yun zai jiang luo / wo bei ta tuo zhe zou

Bridge
靜靜悄悄默默離開
jing jing qiao qiao mo mo li kai
陷入了危險邊緣 Baby
xian ru le wei xian bian yuan baby
我的世界已狂風暴雨
wo de shi jie yi kuang feng bao yu

Chorus
愛情來的太快就像龍捲風
ai qing lai de tai kai jiu xiang long juan feng
離不開暴風圈　來不及逃
li bu kai bao feng quan / lai bu ji tao
我不能再想　我不能再想
wo bu neng zai xiang / wo bu neng zai xiang
我不　我不　我不能
wo bu / wo bu / wo bu neng

愛情走的太快就像龍捲風
ai qing zou de tai kuai, jiu xiang long juan feng
不能承受　我已無處可躲
bu neng cheng shou / wo yi wu chu ke duo
我不要再想　我不要再想
wo bu yao zai xiang / wo bu yao zai xiang
我不　我不　我不要再想你
wo bu / wo bu / wo bu yao zai xiang ni

不知不覺　你已經離開我
bu zhi bu jue / ni yi jing li kai wo
不知不覺　我跟了這節奏
bu zhi bu jue / wo gen le zhe jie zou
後知後覺　又過了一個秋
hou zhi hou jue / you guo le yi ge qiu
後知後覺　我該好好生活
hou zhi huo jue / wo gai hao hao sheng huo

Repeat Bridge

Repeat Chorus

(間奏)

Repeat Chorus

不知不覺　你已經離開我
bu zhi bu jue / ni yi jing li kai wo
不知不覺　我跟了這節奏
bu zhi bu jue / wo gen le zhe jie zou
後知後覺　又過了一個秋
hou zhi hou jue / you guo le yi ge qiu
後知後覺　我該好好生活
hou zhi huo jue / wo gai hao hao sheng huo

不知不覺　你已經離開我
bu zhi bu jue / ni yi jing li kai wo
不知不覺　我跟了這節奏
bu zhi bu jue / wo gen le zhe jie zou
後知後覺　又過了一個秋
hou zhi hou jue / you guo le yi ge qiu
後知後覺　我該好好生活
hou zhi huo jue / wo gai hao hao sheng huo

不知不覺　你已經離開我
bu zhi bu jue / ni yi jing li kai wo
不知不覺　我跟了這節奏
bu zhi bu jue / wo gen le zhe jie zou
後知後覺　後知後覺

hou zhi huo jue / hou zhi huo jue

周杰倫 - 黑色幽默

周杰倫 - 黑色幽默

作詞：周杰倫
作曲：周杰倫

難過　是因為悶了很久
nan guo / shi yin wei men le hen jiu
是因為想了太多　是心理起了作用
shi yin wei xiang le tai duo / shi xin li qi le zuo yong
你說　苦笑常常陪著你
ni shuo / ku xiao chang chang pei zhe ni
在一起有點勉強　該不該現在休了我
zai yi qi you dian mian qiang / gai bu gai xian zai xiu le wo

*
不想太多
bu xiang tai duo
我想一定是我聽錯弄錯搞錯
wo xiang yi ding shi wo ting cuo nong cuo gao cuo
拜託　我想是你的腦袋有問題
bai tuo / wo xiang shi ni de nao dai you wen ti
隨便說說
sui bian shuo shuo
其實我早己經猜透看透不想多說
qi shi wo zao yi jing cai tou kan tou bu xiang duo shuo
只是我怕眼淚撐不住
zhi shi wo pa yan lei cheng bu zhu

不懂　你的黑色幽默
bu dong / ni de hei se you mo
想通　卻又再考倒我
xiang tong / que you zai kao dao wo
說散　你想很久了吧
shuo san / ni xiang hen jiu le ba
我不想拆穿你
wo bu xiang chai chuan ni

當作　是你開的玩笑
dang zuo / shi ni kai de wan xiao
想通　卻又再考倒我
xiang tong / que you zai kao dao wo
說散　你想很久了吧
shuo san / ni xiang hen jiu le ba
敗給你的黑色幽默
bai gei ni de hei se you mo

Repeat from *

說散　你想很久了吧
shuo san / ni xiang hen jiu le ba
我的認真敗給黑色幽默

wo de ren zhen bai gei hei se you mo

周杰倫 - 時光機

周杰倫 - 時光機

作詞：方文山
作曲：周杰倫

Verse 1:
牆角迎風的雛菊
qiáng jiǎo yíng fēng dì chú jú
茉莉花開的香氣
mò lì huā kāi de xiāng qì
閉上眼回到過去
bì shàng yǎn huí dào guò qù

劃分界線的桌椅
huà fēn jiè xiàn de zuò yǐ
下課卻靠在一起
xià kè què kào zài yī qǐ
我就是離不開妳
wǒ jiù shì lí bù kāi nǐ

一路乘著溜滑梯
yī lù chéng zhe liū huá tī
我們說好走到底
wǒ men shuō hǎo zǒu dào dǐ
以為從此就分離
yǐ wei cóng cǐ jiù fēn lí
用黑板上的日期
yòng hēi bǎn shàng de rì qī
倒数找你
dào shǔ zhǎo nǐt

慢慢清晰
màn màn qīng xī
原來思念妳是加了糖的消息
yuán lái sī niàn nǐ shì jiā le táng de xiāo xī
我用鉛筆
wǒ yòng qiān bǐ
畫的很仔細素描那年天氣
huà de hén zǐ xì sù miáo nà niān tiān qì
蟬鳴的夏季 我想遇見妳
cán mǐng de xià jì wǒ xiǎng yù jiàn nǐ

Chorus:
那童年的希望是一台時光機
nà tóng nián de xī wàng shì yī tái shí guāng jī
我可以一路開心到底 都不換氣
wǒ kě yǐ yī lù kāi xīn dào dǐ dōu bù huàn qì
戴竹蜻蜓 穿過那森林
dài zhú qīng tíng chuān guò nà sēn lín
打開了任意門找到妳 一起旅行
dǎ kāi le rèn yì mén zhǎo dào nǐ yī qǐ lǚ xíng

那童年的希望是一台時光機
nà tóng nián de xī wàng shì yī tái shí guāng jī
妳我翻滾過的榻榻米 味道熟悉
nǐ wǒ fān gǔn guò de tà tà mǐ wèi dào shú xī
所有回憶 在小叮噹口袋裡
suǒ yǒu huí yì zài xiǎo dīng dāng kǒu dài lǐ
一起盪鞦韆的默契
yī qǐ dàng qiū qiān de mò qì
在風中持續著甜蜜
zài fēng zhōng chí xù zhe tián mì

Verse 2:
有些話總來不及
yǒu xiē huà zóng lái bù jí
一直都放在心底
yī zhí dōu fàng zài xīn dǐ
想要將妳看仔細
xiǎng yào jiāng nǐ kàn zǐ xì

但錯身而過的妳
dàn cuò shēn ér guò de nǐ
已經離去
yǐ jīng lí qù

慢慢清晰
màn màn qīng xī
原來思念妳是加了糖的消息
yuán lái sī niàn nǐ shì jiā le táng de xiāo xī
我用鉛筆
wǒ yòng qiān bǐ
畫的很仔細素描那年天氣
huà de hén zǐ xì sù miáo nà niān tiān qì
蟬鳴的夏季 我想遇見妳
cán mǐng de xià jì wǒ xiǎng yù jiàn nǐ

Repeat Chorus 2x

持續著甜蜜 (x3)

chí xù zhe tián mì

周杰倫 - 菊花台

周杰倫 - 菊花台

滿城盡帶黃金甲主題曲
作詞：方文山
作曲：周杰倫

妳的淚光 柔弱中帶傷
ni de lei guang / rou ruo zhong dai shang
慘白的月彎彎 勾住過往
can bai de yue wan wan / gou zhu guo wang
夜太漫長 凝結成了霜
ye tai man chang / ning jie cheng le shuang
是誰在閣樓上 冰冷的絕望
shi shui zai ge lou shang / bing leng de jue wang

雨輕輕彈 朱紅色的窗
yu qing qing tan / zhu hong se de chuang
我一生在紙上 被風吹亂
wo yi sheng zai zhi shang / bei feng chui luan
夢在遠方 化成一縷香
meng zai yuan fang / hua cheng yi lv xiang
隨風飄散 妳的模樣
sui feng piao san / ni de mo yang

Chorus:
菊花殘 滿地傷 妳的笑容已泛黃
ju hua can / man di shang / ni de xiao rong yi fan huang
花落人斷腸 我心事靜靜躺
hua luo ren duan chang / wo xin shi jing jing tang
北風亂 夜未央 妳的影子剪不斷
bei feng luan / ye wei yang / ni de ying zi jian bu duan
徒留我孤單在湖面成雙
tu liu wo gu dan zai hu mian cheng shuang

花已向晚 飄落了燦爛
hua yi xiang wan / piao luo le can lan
凋謝的世道上 命運不堪
diao xie de shi dao shang / ming yun bu kan
愁莫渡江 秋心拆兩半
chou muo du jiang / qiu xin chai liang ban
怕妳上不了岸 一輩子搖晃
pa ni shang bu liao an / yi bei zi yao huang

誰的江山 馬蹄聲狂亂
shui de jiang shan / ma ti sheng guang luan
我一身的戎裝 呼嘯滄桑
wo yi shen de rong zhuang / hu xiao cang sang
天微微亮 妳輕聲的嘆
tian / wei wei liang / ni qing sheng de tan
一夜惆悵 如此委婉
yi ye chou chang / ru ci wei wan


Repeat Chorus 2x

Recipe 2017.06.10 - Chinese-Style Fried Chicken

Just to be clear - by Chinese style, I meant Chinese takeaway.

Ingredients:

• 10 whole chicken wings
  
• 1/8 teaspoon black pepper
• ¼ teaspoon white pepper
• ¼ teaspoon garlic powder
• 1 teaspoon salt
• ½ teaspoon sugar
• 1 tablespoon soy sauce
• 1 tablespoon Shaoxing wine
• 1 teaspoon sesame oil
• 1 egg
• 1 tablespoon cornstarch
• 2 tablespoons flour

Put chicken wings in a zip-lock bag. Combine ingredients thoroughly in a mixing bowl. Pour mixture into the zip-lock bag. Marinate overnight in the fridge.

Wings should be at room temperature prior to frying. Make sure the wings are evenly coated. If the batter is too runny, add more cornstarch and flour.

Fry the wings at medium/high heat for 5 minutes, then let them rest on paper towels. Fry again for 3 minutes, then serve.

Extending WiFi Coverage

Lots of ways to do this, but I'm going for the cheapest option. With a number of modem routers at my disposal, I've decided to link two of them using an Ethernet cable. If running a cable between the two routers is not possible, you can also go via the wireless route, but expect a throughput hit.

1. Firstly, make sure the primary modem router is working fine. No point setting everything up and not knowing where it went wrong.
2. Make note of its IP address and the IP range that its DHCP server is managing (usually 192.168.0.10 - 192.168.0.209).
3. Power on the secondary (modem) router and do a factory reset. This is usually done by pressing the reset button for 5-10 seconds.
4. Connect PC to the secondary modem. Access management GUI (usually 192.168.0.1) on a web browser and change its IP address to one within the primary router's DHCP range (192.168.0.200, for example). Take note of its MAC address.
5. Disable DHCP service (and NAT) of the secondary router, since the primary router will now handle that.
6. Create the same WiFi SSID (with the same password). Or even create a new one to differentiate the two routers.
7. Connect an Ethernet cable to the LAN (not WAN) ports of the routers.
8. On the primary router, assign a static DHCP lease to the secondary router (based on its MAC address) to minimize the chances of an IP address conflict.

Voila! Two WiFi routers linked by an Ethernet cable, providing extended seamless wireless coverage.

蔡依林 - 今天妳要嫁給我

蔡依林 - 今天妳要嫁給我

作詞：陶喆/娃娃
作曲：陶喆

陶：春暖的花開 帶走冬天的感傷
chun nian de hua kai dai zhe dong tian de gan shang
微風吹來浪漫的氣息 
wei feng chu lai lang man de qi xi
每一首情歌 忽然充滿意義
mei yi shou qing ge hu ran chong man yi yi
我就在此刻突然見到妳 
wo jiu zai ci ke tu ran jian dao ni

蔡：春暖的花香 帶走冬天的凄寒
chun nuan de hua xiang dai zou dong tian de qi han
微風吹來意外的愛情 
wei feng chui lai yi wai de ai qing
鳥兒的高歌 拉近我們距離
niao er de gao ge la jin wo men ju li
我就在此刻突然愛上你 
wo jiu zai ci ke tu ran ai shang ni

合：聽我說 手牽手 跟我一起走
ting wo shuo shou qian shou gen wo yi qi zou
創造幸福的生活 
chuang zao xing fu de sheng huo
昨天已來不及 明天就會可惜
zuo tian yi lai bu ji ming tian jiu hui ke xi
今天嫁給我好嗎 
jin tian jia gei wo hao ma

陶：JOLIN IN THE HOUSE 
蔡：DT IN THE HOUSE 
陶：JOLIN IN THE HOUSE 
蔡：DT IN THE HOUSE 
陶：Come On JOLIN IN THE HOUSE 
蔡：DT IN THE HOUSE 
合：OUR LOVE IN THE HOUSE 
陶：SWEET SWEET LOVE 

陶：夏日的熱情 打動春天的懶散
xia ri de re qing da dong chun tian de lan san
陽光照耀美滿的家庭 
yang guang zhao yao mei man de jia ting
每一首情歌 都會勾起回憶
mei yi shou qing ge dou hui gou qi hui yi
想當年我是怎麼認識妳 
xiang dang nian wo shi zen me ren shi ni

蔡：冬天的憂傷 結束秋天的孤單
dong tian de you xiang jie su qiu tian de gu dan
微風吹來苦樂的思念 
wei feng chui lai ku le de si nian
陶：I'M MISSIN' YOU 
蔡：鳥兒的高歌 唱著不要別離 
niao er de gao ge chang zhe bu yao bie li
合：此刻我多麼想要擁抱你
ci ke wo duo me xiang yao yong bao ni

合：聽我說 手牽手 跟我一起走
ting wo shuo shou qian shou gen wo yi qi zou
過著安定的生活 
guo zhe an ding de shen huo
昨天已來不及 明天就會可惜
zuo tian yi lai bu ji ming tian jiu hui ke xi
今天妳要嫁給我 聽我說 
jin tian ni yao jia gei wo ting wo shuo
手牽手 我們一起走
shou qian shou wo men yi qi zou
把妳一生交給我 
ba ni yi sheng jiao gei wo
昨天不要回頭 明天要到白首
zuo tian bu yao hui tou ming tian yao dao bai shou
今天妳要嫁給我 
jin tian ni yao jia gei wo

(RAP)HEY HEY,UH UH 叮噹 聽著禮堂的鐘聲
ding dang ting zhe li tang de zhong sheng
我們在上帝和親友面前見證 
wo men zai shang di he qin you mian qian jian zheng
這對男女現在就要結為夫妻
zhe dui nan nv xian zai jiu yao jie wei fu qi
不要忘了這一切是多麼的神聖 
bu yao ang le zhe yi qie shi duo me de shen sheng
你願意生死苦樂永遠和她在一起
ni yuan yi sheng si ku le yong yuan he ta zai yi qi
愛惜她 尊重她 安慰她 保護著她 
ai xi ta zun zhong ta an wei ta bao hu zhe ta
倆人同心建立起美滿的家庭
liang ren tong xin jian li qi mei man de jia ting
你願意這樣做嗎？ 
ni yuan yi zhe yang zuo ma
合：YES,I DO 

合：聽我說 手牽手 一路到盡頭
ting wo shuo shou qian shou yi lu dao jin tou
把妳一生交給我 
ba ni yi sheng jiao gei wo
昨天已是過去 明天更多回憶
zuo tia yi shi guo qu ming tian geng duo hui yi
今天妳要嫁給我 
jin tian ni yao jia gei wo
今天妳要嫁給我
jin tian ni yao jia gei wo
今天妳要嫁給我 

jin tian ni yao jia gei wo
今天妳要嫁給我
jin tian ni yao jia gei wo
今天妳要嫁給我
jin tian ni yao jia gei wo