Badminton Tournament - Day 4 (Championship)

It was supposed to be a best-of-three championship match, but our opponents showed no mercy. JLo and I did quite well in the first game, even though we lost. By the second game, we started making mistakes. Bad serves, missed returns, net balls, etc., so we cracked. Didn't even get to see game #3. I'm just relieved it's over.

Like I said, first prize is a Yonex Muscle Power, while second prize is a Yonex racquet bag. Given that my Carbonex14 is old already, I really wanted that Muscle Power. Not to mention the bragging rights. Funny thing is, a lot of people said they'd rather have the bag. So would the first-placer rather have the Yonex bag than the Yonex racquet? Sure he does. So that's how I lost the match, but won a new racquet. But here's the catch. (Yes, Virginia, in life there's always a catch.) The supposed Muscle Power magically transformed itself to an Isometric. Could it be that my decades-old Carbonex is still better than the new Isometric? Possible, but what am I supposed to do with a big racquet bag if I have only one single racquet? Let's see what the Isometric has to say for itself in next week's practice session.

Albert Goes to Melbourne

Went down to Melbourne for a day trip. The return plane ticket via Qantas costs about A$600+. Considering the cheap airfares being advertised by Virgin Blue and JetStar, I'm shocked it's costing the company this much. If I changed my schedule a bit, the fare can go down as low as about A$300+, but that's about it. No wonder our company is losing money.

People say time flies when you're having fun. Others say time flies when you're not doing anything. I say time flies. Period. I settled comfortably in my seat. Picked up the inflight magazine and read the more interesting articles. I put on the headsets and listened to a couple of pieces and songs - flipping through the magazine, trying to identify which channel is classical, which is pop. Then thud, touchdown.

We could've easily taken a cab to Sunshine, but the Project Manager decided to rent a car. I thought he knew what he was doing, but apparently he didn't even know where we are going. It's a bad idea to sit in the front passenger side because that automatically made me the navigator. He handed me a map of Melbourne, and off we go.

They say Melbourne is Europe and Sydney is US. They could be right. I don't think the streets of Europe are also arranged in a neat grid formation, but there's enough old buildings and Old World charm to warrant the comment. My camera didn't see much action, because we were always stuck in a car (going to the customer site, looking for a good place to eat in the city, rushing back to the airport half an hour before it flies).

The project manager and our client were duly impressed with my map-reading skills that they actually commented on it. The PM reasoned that's because I'm a male. I told him he's being a (male) chauvinist, but I'm thinking he could be right, you know. My sister's map-reading could be further improved. (That's putting it nicely, as she might be reading this.) Now, this is the PM talking about his wife-navigator. "She has a hard time orienting the car with the map, so left becomes right and vice versa. She usually gives directions one or two streets late. Instead of giving the street name or counting off the intersecting streets, she would simply say, "Turn right NOW!"" They would argue in the car, which usually ends with the wife handing (putting it nicely) the map to the PM.

I know how you feel, mate.

Movie 2005.05.25 - Malena

Set in WWII Sicily, Malena is a comedy/drama about beauty's power to inspire and to destroy. Thirteen-year old Renato is infatuated with the town siren Malena. (So is every hot-blooded male in the town.) He follows her around town in his bicycle. He skips class and camps outside her house. At night he becomes a voyeur and watches over her.

Such is Malena's beauty that whenever she walks by, the whole town just stops. The men ogle and the women gossip. When news that her soldier-husband has died in the war, matters took a turn for the worse. Malena became fair game, and the men converged on her. Their wives spread nasty rumors about her being a prostitute, and she was eventually sued in court. She sought help from a lawyer. The lecherous lawyer defended her well in court, but that night he made sure Malena paid top price, even though she has no money on her.

The climax of the movie was when Malena was barbarically tortured by the "moralists" of the town, who accused her of sleeping with the enemy. The wives dragged her to the streets, and proceeded to kick and beat her up, tearing her clothes and cutting her hair. As usual, the men just ogled. (A few people have suggested that Melana is actually a contraction for the biblical Magdalena - the famous carnal sinner who turns out to be virtuous in the end.)

All this time Renato has been watching and waiting. When Malena's husband came back, crippled and ignored, he directed him where to find his wife. The couple eventually returned to the town, and the hypocrites welcomed them as if nothing happened. Near the end of the movie, Renato finally got to talk to Malena after all these years. He wished her luck and pedalled away on his bicycle. He never told her what she means to him - his muse, his sense of honor, his courage. Till his dying days, he never loved another like he loved her.

Direction by Giuseppe Tornatore, score by Ennio Morricone. The main theme eventually became You're Still You by Josh Groban.

Movie 2005.05.22 - In Good Company

In this movie, Dennis Quad plays 51-year old ad sales executive Dan Foreman. The magazine was acquired by corporate raider Teddy K., and 26-year old Carter Duryea (played by Topher Grace) was sent over to take his place. Definitely bad news for Dan because at his age, he can't afford to lose his job. Wife Ann announces she's pregnant, and daughter Alex (Scarlett Johansson) ditches her tennis scholarship to take up creative writing at NYU in Greenwich Village. What's worse news than a second mortgage? Carter and Alex become a couple behind Dan's back.

This sounds like a feel-good movie, but it's not. During the inter-department basketball game, it would've nice for Dan to execute a killer dunk to show 'em who's the real hotshot, but instead he landed hard on the court and injured his arm. During that coffeeshop scene where he confronts Carter and Alex, it would've been nice if Dan realizes that kids will be kids and just let them be (and earn brownie points with the boss), but instead he makes a loud commotion, socks Carter in the eye, and storms off. When Dan contradicts Teddy K. during his grand let's-take-over-the-world speech, it would've been nice if everyone broke into applause, and Teddy K. slinks off with his tail between his legs, but instead Teddy K. observes, "Very interesting questions.", and sells off the magazine company again.

Later, Alex breaks off with Carter; Carter loses his job; Dan gets back his ad sales department, and rehires his laid-off staff. He offers Carter a job, but he declined. And if you were thinking if Alex and Carter got back together? They didn't.

Badminton Tournament - Day 3

Today's sort of the semi-finals because Team A has won 7 games so far, while teams B (me and JLo) and C are vying for second place, with 6 wins each.

We played first against Team C. Surprisingly we lost both games. Worse thing is, we got the upper hand (6-1 and 6-0), but the games eventually went to them. Our next match is with top-placer Team A. My partner reminded me that we have to achieve a 2-0 win just to be in the running. Even then, we'll still need a tiebreaker. Surprisingly, we won that set. By the time the smoke has cleared, Team C is at the top of the heap, with us and Team A tied. The organizers decided to count points to determine who goes into next week's finals. Third surprise of the night: with 147 vs. 138 points, JLo and I are going to the finals. Muscle Power, here I come!

Caution! Book Crossing

I came across my first BookCrossing book today. It's Foundation by Isaac Asimov. I don't know why I picked it up because I've finished the Foundation trilogy back in my college days. And it's not like I'm going to be reading Foundation again because I don't have Foundation and Empire and Second Foundation with me at the moment. Maybe it's because you can't put a good book down.

What's BookCrossing, you ask? According to the Concise Oxford English Dictionary, bookcrossing is "n. the practice of leaving a book in a public place to be picked up and read by others, who then do likewise." BookCrossing.com is basically an online book-lovers community. Members are asked to tag books with a BookCrossing label and register it with the site for a unique BCID. (The book I got is 368-2082096.) Release the book into the wild, and track it via the website. "You'll discover where I've been and who has read me, and can let them know I'm safe here in your hands. Then... READ and RELEASE me!" (That's the book talking.)

Badminton Tournament - Day 2

Things aren't looking so good. First, I got to the venue late. We usually do some warm-ups before the games, but this time I jumped straight to my umpire role. Worse, my partner JLo has a foot injury. She dropped a heavy vase on her foot yesterday. She didn't think much of it, so this afternoon she even played a few games as warm-up. When she checked her toes again, they're a bit bloodied and in much worse shape.

Out of 4 games, we won 3. First set is 1-1, then 2-0 for the second set. Not bad, not bad at all.

Too Young for the Casino

Today I went to Star City. No, not for the pokies, but for a drink (mocca coffee, that is). Security stopped me at the escalators and asked for some identification. Whoa! "Do you think I'm underage?" "You should be happy." I showed him my driver license. Still not convinced, he asked for my age. The nerve of the guy!

Five Movies in a Week (Part 2)

CONfidence
Another one of those unbelievable films. What I meant was, incredible. Actually, preposterous is the word I'm looking for.

So you've got this slick con called Jake and his team. He's been pulling scams, and one time he pulled one on the wrong guy. You don't take money from the King without paying for it dearly. To pay back the King, the plans one last big con together with his posse, plus a new sexy recruit and the King's enforcer. The scam involved a complex scheme involving corporate loans, creative accounting, wire transfers and off-shore accounts, but they were able to pull it off. Unfortunately for him, his long-time nemesis, a federal agent, caught up with him, and vows to bring him down if he makes any funny moves. Seeing no way out, he decides to walk away. His new girlfriend demands a cut (even before they actually got the money), and got told off. Jake later had a change of mind, and decides to continue with the plan. Meanwhile, the disgruntled girlfriend spilled the beans to their supposed mark. Aside from that, the federal agent managed to switch the bag containing all the money at the airport customs. Worse, the mark's assistant got Jake at the business end of a gun, demanding the money's location. Here's the clincher, in a fit of rage, the girlfriend pulls out a gun and shoots Jake twice in the chest. The end.

If you've watched Ocean's Eleven or Ocean's Twelve or Matchstick Men, you probably already know how the movie ended. SPOILER ALERT!!! The federal agent drives by and hands the bag of money to Jake, who has now risen from the dead. Jake and his crew rides away into the sunset with the King's AND the mark's money. Watch Snatch and Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels if you're into cons and last-minute plot twists.

Down with Love
Feels more like a theater play than a movie. The sets, costumes, and production design are so colorful and retro-chic. The dialogue is smart and witty. Story is about this feminist author whose book "Down with Love" becomes a literary sensation. Women all over the world are becoming liberated. Dashing and debonaire man-about-town disguises himself as mild-mannered NASA scientist and manages to make manhater author fall in love with him, thus proving his theory that what all women want is love and marriage.

The movie would've ended like the other romcom movies of the 1960s era, but this one has a post-feminist twist. Our lady author is actually our most eligible bachelor's former secretary, and this is her way of making sure he notices her this time. He proposes marriage; she declines and goes on to start her own media empire. He applies as her personal secretary; she accepts and happy ending.

Highlight of the movie was Renee's 5-minute single-take monologue. I kept expecting a scene cut for her to rest and review her lines, but looks like she has the whole thing memorized. Impressive. And don't forget that split-screen telephone conversation.