Sunday, August 1, 2010

Movie 2010.08.01 - Clerks II

The Clerks are back. This time, they're working at burger joint Mooby's, after Randall (Jeff Anderson) left the coffee maker on and burned down the Quick Stop convenience store. As with the first movie, the whole movie happens in one day. Today is Dante's (Brian O'Hollaran) last day because he's leaving town with his fiancee Emma to start a new better life in Florida. His father-in-law is giving him a house and a car-cleaning business to boot. As a farewell gift, Randall arranges for an in-store after-hours show featuring Kinky Kelly and the Sexy Stud. Meanwhile, Dante is on the rooftop practising his first dance with lady boss Becky. In the heat of the moment, he tells her he loves her, and she tells him she's pregnant (with his baby). We have just lost cabin pressure.

While waiting for Dante to come back, Randall gets the adult show going and the fog machine blowing. First thing Dante did when he saw the smoke was to call the fire department. When the smoke cleared a bit, you have a bald burly guy (the Sexy Stud) getting it on with Kinky Kelly (a *male* donkey). Then Emma dropped in with a cake to celebrate, only to find out that Dante is going to be a Dad. Then the whole fire department filed it to see the climax of the show.

After a long philosophical argument in the slammer, the boys decided to borrow money from Jay and Silent Bob (Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith) and re-open Quick Stop and the RST video store.

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